roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

susemoji:

jrsmithfan:

Worlds most powerful baby

delete this

i hate this so much

(Source: dinuguan)

neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

reverseracist:

"I came in like a wrecking ball"

reverseracist:

"I came in like a wrecking ball"

(Source: psychoticviking)

It’s so crazy to think that in 12 hours, I’ll already be moved into my dorm and starting life at my dream school! I’m so incredibly excited I actually don’t even know what to do besides smile stupidly

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

(Source: lttlgrmln)

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

cooldudebro:

it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

(Source: anothercellphoneblog)