pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker)

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

(Source: nicrouleau)

I'm sorry you're feeling bad *hug* If you ever get hit by a bus though, I'm counting on you to make a fabulous comeback like Regina George lol
Anonymous

A fabulous comeback- enough to make fetch happen.

Thanks so much! x

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

(Source: rasterizing)

khansfringe:

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

Still me in college.

khansfringe:

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

Still me in college.

(Source: willoughbooby)

darnnit:

probably my favorite tags i’ve ever seen here

darnnit:

probably my favorite tags i’ve ever seen here

paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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thats-slightly-raven:

I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541st birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”