death-by-lulz:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

(Source: oathkeeping)

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amoying:

when will my reflection show who i am inside?

(Source: neetria)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

squidward666tortellini:

kim kardashian finishes feasting on a common new york pigeon 

(Source: whatthebec)

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

myrtlewilson:

myrtlewilson:

fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone

i’m nominated for an acting award at my school now because of this

(Source: raeosunshine)

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

(Source: awkward-elevator)

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

gnarly:

loololol

(Source: noo00oo00oo00oo)