ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

(Source: yuasashoko)

baebees:

lanadel-brit:

Some things never change

i for one am i truly shocked that britney still experiences thirst as a fully grown adult

(Source: rubyli0425)

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

hairandbrokenglasses:

itsvondell:

ominous

where are the snickers taking my friends

hairandbrokenglasses:

itsvondell:

ominous

where are the snickers taking my friends

queenroselalonde:

greenmariosmansion:

“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

"wait is that a blue eyes white dragon? you’re hired"

dutchster:

pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement

What a fucking nerd
— Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township

thirstfollower:

why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me

(Source: thirstfollower)

What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal